My Stupid Suicide Plan... By CHETAN BHAGAT

My Stupid Suicide Plan... By CHETAN BHAGAT

Last week, an IITian committed suicide. People who commit suicide do it

when they feel there's no future. But wait, isn't IIT the one place where a

bright and shining future is a foregone conclusion? It just doesn't add up,

does it? Why would a young, hardworking, bright student who has the world

ahead of him do something like this? But the answer is this-in our constant

reverence for the great institution (and I do believe IITs are great), we

forget the dark side. And the dark side is that the IITs are afflicted by

the quintessential Indian phenomenon of academic pressure, probably the

highest in the world.

I can rant about the educational system and how it requires serious

fixing, or I can address the immediate-try my best to prevent such

suicides. For this column I have chosen the latter, and I do so with a

personal story.

News of a suicide always brings back one particular childhood memory. I

was 14 years old when I first seriously contemplated suicide. I had done

badly in chemistry in the Class X half yearly exam. I was an IIT aspirant,

and 68% was nowhere near what an IIT candidate should be getting. I don't

know what had made me screw up the exam, but I did know this, I was going

to kill myself. The only debate was about method.

Ironically, chemistry offered a way. I had read about copper sulphate,

and that it was both cheap and poisonous. Copper sulphate was available at

the kirana store. I had it all worked out.

My rationale for killing myself was simple-nobody loved me, my chemistry

score was awful, I had no future and what difference would it make to the

world if I was not there.

I bought the copper sulphate for two rupees-probably the cheapest exit

strategy in the world.

I didn't do it for two reasons. One, I had a casual chat with the aunty

next door about copper sulphate, and my knowledgeable aunty knew about a

woman who had died that way. She said it was the most painful death

possible, all your veins burst and you suffer for hours. This tale made my

insides shudder. Second, on the day I was to do it, I noticed a street dog

outside my house being teased by the neighbourhood kids as he hunted for

scraps of food. Nobody loved him. It would make no difference to the world

if the dog wasn't there. And I was pretty sure that its chemistry score

would be awful. Yet, the dog wasn't trotting off to the kirana store. He

was only interested in figuring out a strategy for his next meal. And when

he was full, he merely curled up in a corner with one eye open, clearly

content and not giving a damn about the world. If he wasn't planning to die

anytime soon what the hell was I ranting about? I threw the copper sulphate

in the bin. It was the best two bucks I ever wasted.

So why did I tell you this story? Because sometimes the pressure gets

too much. Like it did for the IITian who couldn't take it no more. On the

day he took that dreadful decision, his family and friends were shattered,

and India lost a wonderful, bright child. And as the silly but true copper

sulphate story tells you-it could happen to any of us or those around us.

So please be on the lookout, if you see a distressed young soul, lend a

supportive, non-judgemental ear. When I look back, I thank that aunt and

that dog for unwittingly saving my life. If God wanted us to take our own

life, he would have provided a power off button. He didn't, so have faith

and let his plan for you unfold. Because no matter how tough life gets and

how much it hurts, if street dogs don't give up, there is no reason why we,

the smart species, should. Makes sense right?