39 Reasons - why it’s great to be a Guy!!

So True ……Hates off to the Guy who wrote this …….!!!!!

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. You know stuff about tanks.
3. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
4. Monday Night Football.
5. Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter.
6. You can open all your own jars.
7. Old friends don't give you crap if you've lost or gained weight.
8. Dry cleaners and haircutter's don't rob you blind.
9. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.
10. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
11. You understand why Stripes is funny.
12. Your last name stays put.
13. The garage is all yours.
14. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
15. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
16. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
17. The National College Cheerleading Championship.
18. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
19. If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
20. Everything on your face stays its original color.
21. Chocolate is just another snack.
22. You can be president.
23. Flowers fix everything.
24. You never have to worry about other people's feelings.
25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
26. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.
27. Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe.
28. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
29. You get to jump up and slap stuff.
30. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too skeevy.
31. Same work... more pay.
32. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
33. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
34. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
35. The remote is yours and yours alone.
36. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.
37. If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
38. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries.
39. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So... notice anything different?"